This past week, I've noticed more and more the things that customers do to annoy me. Like, REALLY annoy me.
Our student night is Tuesday, which means every Tuesday we get the stupidest, messiest, rudest customers in. Every single bloody week.
I bottled up the fridges and set the bar up, before I put the straws in the dispenser. Then five minutes later, some silly fat girl danced a little too enthusiastically to the bar and knocked the fuckers all over the floor. Which consequently meant that we only had one lot of straws and it must have been some sort of fucking straw lottery night or something because EVERYONE wanted one now they were on the floor!
"Could you pass me a straw please?"
"Yeah sure, one minute"
*Goes to other side of bar to get straw*
"Can I have a straw too?"
*Off I go again*
*Times 200*
The same goes for water. If you're drinking water, maybe you should go home and stop making me fetch you water. Just a thought. I mean, it's one thing me running to and fro all night fetching straws and bottles, but you aren't paying for the water - it's just me being kind. Here's a very simple rule to avoid pissing me off: If there are 5 of you and you all want water, ask for 5 waters. Not saying "Water" in my face 5 times. Do you see how doing 1 trip to the sink could make me happier than doing 5 trips for you precious little things?
You've complained and tutted for not being served yet but you don't know what you or your 10 friends want at the moment, while me and 300 other impatient people are waiting. Oh and god forbid you have your money out ready. It's a pound a drink, it's really not difficult to add it up before I tell you how much.
Why do you all hate ice? You're moaning that it's too hot and sweaty so why are you screaming "NO ICE, NO ICE!!!!!" At me like you're allergic to it? If you say it once or maybe twice, I'll remember. So don't carry on shouting that you don't want ice EVERY TIME even though I've already started making your drink WITHOUT ICE.
A polite reminder: DO NOT PICK YOUR ICE OUT OF THE CUP AND PUT IT ON THE BAR. Is the ice really troubling you more than it's going to trouble me when I have to scoop it off and walk it to the sink while I've got hundreds of students giving me the evil eye because they aren't being served even though they're shouting that they're next? NO.
A thank you to the boy who I went to serve, but he showed me a girl at the other side of the bar instead (another bar staff's area to serve in) and she was next apparently. How cute. Neither got served.
I'm sick of scraping your coins off the bar. Imagine if I put your change there, you'd think I was awful. So don't do it!
I also LOVE cleaning up at the end of the night when you've all gone home. I mean, why wouldn't you put all your cups and god knows what on the floor for us to pick up? And the sick on the sides sometimes? Nice touch. I would also like a female toilet attendant because you girls are disgusting. Why is there always toilet roll blocking absolutely everything in there? I'm embarrassed to be female sometimes after cleaning in there.
So there you go, follow these rules and I might even smile while I'm serving :)
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